Team Canada vs Team Putin

Much has been written in the media since Prime Minister Harper gave us a nation status in the Belle Province. Anyway, the big criss Bertrand, (why you call all master?) Presented on the table his dream of having a Quebec team to the World Championships in 2008.

Although Lecavalier and Brodeur have already publicly said they would never play for a Quebec team TSN.ca had fun composing an alignment of fictitious players of both teams and then analyze them.

Both alignments after the jump.

TEAM QUEBEC

FORWARDS

* Martin St. Louis

* Daniel Briere

* Vincent Lecavalier

* Alex Tanguay

* Simon Gagne

* Patrice Bergeron

* Steve Bernier

* Jason Pominville

* Pierre-Marc Bouchard

* Matthew Lombardi

* Antoine Vermette

* JP Dumont

* Mike Ribeiro

* Yanic Perrault

DEFENDERS

* Philippe Boucher

* Marc-Andre Bergeron

* Francois Beauchemin

* Patrice Brisebois

* Marc-Edouard Vlasic

* Stephane Robidas

GUARDIANS

* Martin Brodeur

* J. S. Giguere

* Roberto Luongo

 

TEAM CANADA

FORWARDS

* Sidney Crosby

* Rod Brind’Amour

* Eric Staal

* Dany Heatley

* Jason Spezza

* Brendan Shanahan

* Patrick Marleau

* Joe Thornton

* Jarome Iginla

* Joe Sakic

* Paul Kariya

* Ryan Smyth

* Jonathan Cheechoo

* Rick Nash

DEFENDERS

* Chris Pronger

* Scott Niedermayer

* Bryan McCabe

* Sheldon Souray

* Dion Phaneuf

* Rob Blake

GUARDIANS

* Marty Turco

* Dwayne Roloson

* Cam Ward

First, it is a FAT diss to Theo who has not even been selected for Poutinois. Second, it would have taken Eric Lindros out of retirement to put the Reds captain.

Finally, after a hard fought on NHL2k7 simulation on my XBOX360, Team Quebec won eight to seven in overtime on a goal by Martin Brodeur.

Long live free poutine!

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